"Not I" said the pig

Windows and dogs everywhere. The dogs are shedding and leaving hair for the lab to analyze later. Someone has to work but I don't want it to be me. The credit card machine is broken and spitting out receipts that make no sense. It's not my problem so I go to the window. GP and I are talking about who is going to take care of everything. I am cramping up and I know this is going to be a bad day.